spider-people’s spider senses going off around each other and then immediately going “youre like me” is a metaphor for when you meet other lgbt people and can feel they’re not cis and/or straight
Legolas: I like Merry-and-Pippin very much! They’re my tiniest friends. Friendly hobbits. Yes. Merry-and-Pippin.
Aragorn: alright but which is Merry and which is Pippin
Legolas: …
Legolas: *motioning at Merry and Pippin* this is Merry-and-Pippin
some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
when joan baez wrote “–‘all men are false, says my mother, they’ll tell u wicked lovin lies, the very next evening they’ll court another, leave u alone to pine and sigh.’ “ she really knew didn’t she
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
man listen…… i just want to decorate my house with th love of my life
love those 1960s concert posters where the font is so round and wiggly that you can’t even tell what bands are playing